roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
tabathazee replied to your post: You know what tabathazee likes my text posts if…
I find you very relatable.. I’m just not as open about my hatred for most of humanity (On the internet.. It’s a different story in person lol)
oh i’m plenty open with my hatred of mankind. they deserve to know.
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
You know what
tabathazee likes my text posts
if she likes them they should be good enough for the rest of you people
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
i’m that annoying little dog that never shuts up and just keeps coming back
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
MY CHARACTERS ARE SUAVE AND HAVE LOTS OF CONFIDENCE AND SOCIAL SKILLS
What do you do when you see a status or post that you really relate to but its sad or horrible
“no i dont like that you’re suffering i just feel you bro”
Every now and then I get a burst of “IM GOING TO WORK OUT TODAY AND EVERYDAY AND BE SKINNY”
and then I work out…for that day
and then I realize how dumb working out is and sleep
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
